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Q; what is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
A;A diseased pussy on your organ.

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A Lady;I heard you guys don't wear any inners?
Scottish Man; Touch and see, 
She touches; Oh, that's gruesome.
Man; Try it again, it grew some more.

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Q;  What is the similarity between men and mice?
A; The pussy get them both in the end.

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1 Lady; Last Night, I came thrice. 
2nd Lady; Ha, that's nothing, I came Like eight-ten times!
1st; Oh,that guy must be good. 
2nd; You mean with 1 guy?